McNamee injected Clemens' dog

In yet another startling revelation, Brian McNamee admitted this week that he injected Roger Clemens dog Kasey with steroids and HGH. The allegations were revealed during a deposition to Congressional lawyers for next weeks hearings in which McNamee claims to have also injected Clemens wife with HGH for an SI photo shoot.

The circumstances around the injection of Kasey, a purebred Schnauzer, are a little hazy. McNamee claims to have injected the dog in the preceding months to the 2003 Westminster Dog Show at Clemens request. Records show that Kasey scored much higher in the Doggy Obstacle course exhibition, but ranked poorly in physical appearance due to oversize cranium. Towards the end of the competition, Kasey became spooked during a park session when McNamee threw a stick towards him, sending Kasey into a rage and biting Joe Garagiola on the ankle.

A second incident involving HGH was reported in the spring of 2004 after a long day at the park. According to McNamee, Clemens ran the dog rather hard for three hours, at which point the dog was limping around the house. Clemens commanded the dog to "man up," then asked McNamee to administer the injections.

Clemens denied these allegations through his lawyers, but would not comment on the physical evidence provided by McNamee: veterinary hypodermic needles and a ziplock sandwich bag filled with dog feces. McNamee claims the feces were gathered by him while walking Kasey before the 2003 dog show and that a DNA test of the dog and feces will prove a match. He would not reveal where he had stored a bag of shit for the last five years.